Fucks are still not given, come back next week when I attempt to acquire new fucks to give out… I highly doubt it’ll happen.
I never would have thought a friend of mine would ever say “I won’t say a prayer cause the US did this…” She’s right, the US is at fault cause it gave us the freedom we use every day that many other countries never will. I’m damn proud to live in the USA no matter how much other countries hate us… THEY CAN ALL EAT A DICK!
I lived with someone for four years, large bed, slept together, never comfortable… I date again, slept with her in a twin bed, we are comfortable as hell! Tonight I sleep on a queen air mattress, by myself… while I’m comfortable… I lay on the far right..by myself.
That the only pickup line I use now a days is “sup girl!? Got good credit?” Why? Cause I wanna know she has the right mind to handle and take care of money…. plus… IF THAT BITCH CHEATS ON ME, I KNOW HOW TO RUIN HER LIFE! I’m… evil…
Things honest guys say...
I always found it amazing that when a guy who is being genuine with a girl, she thinks he’s trying to get in her pants, specially when we say things like: “you’re beautiful” “you have a contagious smile” “I think it’s attractive when a girl has an education” “I’m a sucker for a smile” “Wanna grab a coffee?” ...
I need to stop watching law and order svu
An open letter to humanity.
Dear humanity, What the fuck happened to you? best regards, Me.
I love the new tumblr app for android. The teamdid a great job!